41. Devote your math lecture to free verse about your favorite numbers and ask students to "sit back and groove". 42. Announce that last year's students have almost finished their class projects. 43. Inform your English class that they need to know Fortran and code all their essays. Deliver a lecture on output format statements. 44. Wear a feather boa and ask students to call you "Snuggles". 45. Tell your math students that they must do all their work in a base 11 number system. Use a complicated symbol you've named after yourself in place of the number 10 and threaten to fail students who don't use it. 46. Address students as "worm". 47. Stop in mid-lecture, frown for a moment, and then ask the class whether your butt looks fat. 48. Claim to be a chicken. Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular intervals. 49. Give an opening monologue. Take two minute "commercial breaks" every ten minutes. 50. Of course, the most fun thing to do on the first day of class is to enjoy yourself, sleep in, and let the students wonder if they found the right room!
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