Two neighbors wanted to have sex...

but there was a problem ,the woman had a small kid.They didn't wanted him to know what was going and so they decided to use a code.Everytime the woman was in the mood for it ,she would sent her son to tell the man "to bring his clothes to the washing machine".Everything was going well.One day friends came over at the woman's house.The man waited and waited,but the kid never showed up with the message.A few moments later the kid shows up.Mommy said to bring the clothes to the washing machine,he says.Kid,just tell your mom "Sorry,I can't come,I just hand washed them."

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