Running around looking for love

Joe was running around being a douche bag, hooking up with girls left and right.

He met this girl Sally late night at a bar and had a one night stand.

Sally was crazy in bed, and Joe really enjoyed walking home thinking about their night together.

Joe knew it was just a one night stand so he didn't take her number. Joe kept up this behavior for a while. He enjoyed the single life for all it was worth.

Months later he got a call from Sally, she was pregnant and he was the father.

Joe was in shock. He couldn't believe it. He sought counsel from many of his friends. After a lot of internal thought, he said to himself, "Maybe I'll love this baby. Maybe I need to stop all the meaningless one night stands. Maybe this baby can be the outlet for my love and energy."

So he raises the child with Sally who they name Kendra. He grows to care for, then respect, and finally love Sally along the way.

Years later, the daughter is all grown up. She is off to college, and meets a man who knocks her up. Kendra is devastated. The father of Joe’s grandchild runs away so Joe helps raise this child too while Kendra finishes school. The child turns out to be a girl and they name it after the now grandmother Sally.
Years pass, and Joe is an old man now. His grand-daughter is all grown. His daughter is a successful business woman with a big family. Joe doesn’t see Kendra as much anymore after Kendra moved away. Life turned out pretty good for Joe. He had a family he loved, and a life full of good memories.

Joe got over his need for constant sex and had some satisfying life experiences, things he truly treasured.

One night while pondering his life, Joe thought about how happy he was to give up being a player, have a family, and have some satisfying life experiences with memories he truly treasured. Joe rolled over to kiss Sally, and they became intimate in a passionate and loving embrace. Another child was created that night.

Sidenote: His wife Sally died 7 years ago.

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