Fruits up your a....

One day there were three men(a red, a brunette, and a blonde
head) They were traveling on buisness when there plane crashed.
All they could see was a farm house. They all went up to the
farmer and asked if they could stay at his house. The farmer
replied, "only if you can stick 100 of any fruit up your ass."
So they agreed. The first man, the red head, went first. He went
for the blueberries because they were the smallest.


"Remember" ,said the farmer, "You have to do it silently. No
crying, laughing, or talking."


The red head got 50 Blueberries in his asshole but started
to cry. The farmer shot him because he didn't want the man
hanging around.


The same routine happened agian, but, this time the brown
head went for the next smallest fruit, strawberries. He got 99 n
but started to laugh. The farmer shot him.


In heaven the red head asked th other man," you had 99.
Why'd ya laugh?"


"I saw the blonde guy go for the watermelons",said the brown
head.