A king enrolled his donkey in a race and won ...
Local paper read:
"KING'S ASS WON"..
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen
The local news paper then reads:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"...
The king fainted ....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$
Next day paper read:"QUEEN SOLD HER ASS FOR 10$"..
The queen fainted...
The next day the king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle
The next headlines:
"THE QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE AND WILD"..
The king died...!!
That's Media.!!!
U can't control..
Source: A random Fb read
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