This real short guy from Michigan wins all expense trip to texas. He gets himself a horse, clothing, gun and holster along with a ten gallon hat. He pulls in front of this saloon and gets off his horse, being so short he walked right under it to tie it up. He slams open the saloon doors and asks for a beer playing the roll of a big shot. After a few beers he decided to leave and again slammed open the doors and walked under his horse but noticed his horses balls were painted yellow. This pissed him off so went into the bar and said which one of you big texans painted my horses balls yellow. This big texan looked down at him and said I did, what you going to do about it. The short guy replied, I just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry.
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