At a conference for Plastic Surgeons, three of the leading doctors were discussing there lastest accomplishments. The first doc says "A guy fell off a roof and lost an arm. I put it back, and after three months of rehab, he is now the world's greatest baseball player." The second doctor says " A guy had his leg cut off after a motorcycle accident. I sewed it back, and after 1 year of rehab, he is now the world's greatest track athlete."The third doctor says" A man came to me with an asshole, I sewed a mustache on it, and he went to 7 Nascar Championships. He is known as Dale Earnhardt."
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