Petrus awaits them at the Heavenly Gate and tells them "You must be without sins to enter. Wash away your sins in this basin filled with holy water." and points to said basin beside him.
The first nun goes ahead and confesses: "I once laid eyes on a penis".
Petrus replies "Very well, wash your eyes and enter."
The second nun proceeds: "I once touched a penis."
Petrus replies "Very well, wash your eyes and hands. Then you may enter."
After that, the fourth nun cuts in front and starts to wash her mouth in the basin.
Petrus: "It was not your turn to confess! Why did you get ahead of your sister."
4th Nun: "I won't wait until she washes her ass in there."
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