Doug walks over to the guy driving and says: Hi my name is Doug. Are you moving in?
James: Yeah, I just moved to town and bought this house.
Doug: So what do you do?
James: I am a doctor in deductive reasoning.
Doug: Hmmm, What is that?
James: Let me show you. I see over your side gate that you have a dog house, therefore you have a dog. Most men that have a dog typically have kids and are therefore married. I have deduced that you are a straight male with a family.
Doug: Wow, that is crazy. You are spot on. Well take care.
Doug goes over to his other neighbor and talks with him.
Doug: Bill my new neighbor on the other side is a doctor in deductive reasoning.
Bill: Hmmm, What is that?
Doug: Well let me show you. Do you have a dog?
Bill: No.
Doug: FAG!!!!
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