A man walks into a bar... (the apple drinks one)

And he orders a Rum & Coke (Cuba Libre), and the bartender hands him an apple. Confused, he restated he wanted a cocktail, but the bartender insisted. He bites into the apple and yells 'holy shit! this tastes like rum!' 'turn the apple', said the bartender. 'Wow, this side tastes like Coke!'

Another man walks into the bar and orders a Gin & Tonic. The bartenders hands him an apple and he gets confused too. 'Trust the guy, bite it'. 'Whoa! this tastes like Gin!' 'Turn it around' said the bartender. 'Amazing. This tastes like tonic!

Another guy walks into the bar. The two guys tell him about the flavored apples and how this guy can make apples to taste whatever you want them to.

'If that's the case, I want a pussy-flavored one'

'You got it' said the bartender and gave him an apple.

He bites the apple, and then spits it and pukes.

'What the hell man! this tastes like shit!'

'turn it around...'