For the first year of my time at college, I never had sex, all because of a stupid abstinence pledge I took for a bible study class...

How do you make a...

Shit in her cunt.

Businessman in Japan

There was a businessman from a big company that went to Japan to close an...

Bus driver

Once there was a nun that rode the bus every night precisely at 8:30pm. she...

Little Johnny is...

... when the teacher shows a picture of a penis. "Does anyone know what this...

Las Vegas Comedown

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...

Coming of Age

An elderly grandfather sits at home rocking slowly in his chair, a puckered...

Full Disclosure

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife...

Clinton after Coitus

What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after having sex? "I will be...

What's black and...

A) The 10 year old tied up in my basement

After my wife...

He told me as soon as he'd washed his hands