There was a businessman from a big company that went to Japan to close an important deal.
He didn't speak any Japanese, but he knew the Japanese President company would speak English so he didn't learn any.
After arriving to Tokyo he decided to do some city-sighting and enjoying some good meal. After few hours it was already night and he went for a last drink to some bar. There a prostitute approach him and offered her services.
He agreed and took her to his hotel room, where there they began having sex. She looked like enjoin everything he was doing and screaming "Yuko Matowa! Yuko Matowa!"
He didn't knew what it meant, but thought it would be something similar to "Very good" since she looked like enjoin it.
The next day he went to the Japanese company to discuss and close the deal. There he meet the president and he invited him to play a course of Golf while talking the details.
While playing for an hour it looked that they were really close to a deal but the Japanese looked that they didn't trust him too much, and he decided and try to say something in Japanese to start a more friendly approach.
In that moment the president of the Japanese company did a hole-in-one, and the businessman saw his opportunity to say the new words he learned and congratulate the Japanese. So he said: "Yuko Matowa!"
And the president responded: Was that the wrong hole?
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