A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His
wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He�s lying in bed for a few
minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was
that?"
He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."
She thinks to her, "I�m going to fix him." then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "what was that?"
She replies "touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I�m gonna fix her." he's laying there for about 10 minutes
trying to work one up. He tries so hard he s**** in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replied, "half time, switch sides."
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