He tees up on the first hole, takes a swing, and the ball curves to the right. "Ah shit," the priest says before he realized what slipped out of his mouth. He quickly covers his mouth, apologizes to god, and continues playing golf.
A couple holes down, he tees up and the ball curves hard to the left. "Ah shit," the priest yells again.
The sky gets dark and a voice is heard above.
"You are supposed to set an example, watch your language!"
A couple holes down, the priest misses a terribly easy putt. "Shit shit shit!" The priest yells as he breaks his putter.
The sky gets even darker than before, and a lightning bolt comes down and strikes the caddie.
The voice in the sky goes, "Ah shit."
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