Lady Golfer NSFW

Jerry asks the clubhouse barman if there is anyone available to join him for a round of golf. The barman says "Only that lady over there, Susan" Jerry is a little reluctant to play with a woman but the barman assures him that she's quite good in fact she plays off the same 9 handicap as him. They play 18 holes and low and behold she beats him by 2 strokes. Jerry can't believe it and makes up all kind of excuses to expain his defeat. After a drink at the bar she asks could he possibly give her a lift home, and when they arrive Susan offers him a nightcap.. Jerry accepts but as soon as they go into the house she drops to her knees and gives Jerry the best blowjob he has ever had.. The following week Jerry arrives at the clubhouse half hoping Susan might be there, and sure enough she was. This time she beat him by 5 strokes and the same course of events followed, drink, lift and amazing blowjob... Jerry was determined not to be beaten the 3rd time and hit the driving range all week, but when they played this time she beat him by a full 10 shots!! Afterwards back at Susan's and after the blowjob Jerry says "you know you are an amazing woman and you give the best blowjob I have ever had, but maybe this time we could go to your room and make love properly?" ... "Sorry" she says "but I have a confession to make... I'm actually a man" Jerry looks at him horrified, "Why you dirty rotten bastard!!!.....You're playing off the ladies tees"!!