A man called United Airlines and asked for a reservation from Los Angeles to New York. The clerk knew that the plane was very full with baggage and passengers. "How much do you weigh, Sir?" asked the clerk.
"With or without clothes?" the passenger asked.
"Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?"
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