Every day this cute girl sits next to me on the bus. She has a great smile, sparkling eyes, ass like pow, chest like bang. Whenever she sits next to me I can hardly think straight, breathing gets harder, I break a sweat.
Every day I think to myself: "I'm going to talk to her." So I gather all my courage, I look at her she looks back at me, I feel the tension rising... but I look away and think to myself: "Nah, I'll do it tomorrow..."
Before I know it it's the next day, she again sits next to me but I still don't have the courage to talk to her. After a few more days like that I finally decide that today I'm going to talk to her.
I see her walking towards me, gliding along the bus like a beautiful angel. Her eyes meeting mine, she smiles, I'm getting all hot and nervous but I'm going to stand by my decision to talk to her, she puts herself down next to me and I finally speak:
"Uhm.. you smell like a wet dog could you PLEASE sit somewhere else for a change?!"
(Based on a song by Kud.)
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