It's the first day of med school and a teacher takes the students to a morgue. "Lesson 1: it's very important that you get used to the human body and are completely at ease with all manner of things." So he takes his finger and shoves it up a corpse's butt and pulls it out. He then puts his finger in his mouth and sucks it. "Now all of you do the same." All the students cringe as they go through one by one. "Lesson 2: It's even more important that you pay attention. You'll notice I put my index finger into the corpse and sucked my middle finger."
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