Time and Betty die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask God if they can still be married.
"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."
A couple days pass and God returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."
The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"
To which God answers, "It didn't take me too long to find a priest, but how do you expect me to find a lawyer?!?"
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