"God," says the man, "I am sad, and I feel like I'm in a dead end job, with no love, and that life has no meaning. What should I do?"
To the man's surprise, God answers him. "You must sell your house, your car, and all your worldly possessions."
The man is taken aback, but does what God tells him to, and pockets ~$200,000. "God, this hasn't liberated me... What do I do next?"
"Now, go to a bank and take out a business loan for $100,000."
'Sure is a lot,' thinks the man, 'but God has ordained it, so I must.'
He takes out the loan. "Now," God decrees, "take all the money and head to the Bellagio in Vegas and head to the roulette table."
The man heads to the roulette table, and hears God's final decree; "Put it a on 32 Red."
The man listens to God and places the bet. The ball starts bouncing around... Around and around... And then the ball lands on 15 Black!
God: "Damn"
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