A farmer had a really beautiful daughter who wanted to get married. The farmer hated the Idea so he came up with a challenge for whoever completes its will have his daughter had in marriage. He took all the manure from all the animals and made a small lake out of it. For whoever drives there car across the lake will have his daughters hand in marriage. A German showed up with his BMW, an American showed up with his Ford Truck, and a Russian showed up with a Lada. The German speeds up with his BWM and as soon as he hits the lake of shit gets sunk. The American goes slowly with his 4x4 Ford truck gets half way and sinks. The Russian just drives right across. The farmer and the other drivers are shocked, “How did you do that” they ask. “Shit does not sink in shit”
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