A man is having a drink in a bar when a drunk old lady walks up to him and say's
"Hey Sugar... want to buy this for $50?" and pulls a ferret from her pocket.
"What the hell would I want to buy that for asks the man?
"This ferret will give you the best blow job of your life," says the lady.
The guy thinks his leg is being pulled and says so,
to which the drunk replies "Take it outside for a free trial"
The man takes the ferret out of the back of the bar and into an alley and sure as shit the
animal unzips his fly and gives him the best blowjob he has ever had.
The guy goes back inside and pays the hag 50 bucks and takes it home.
Arriving at his doorstep, the battleaxe of a wife opens the door, he says "look what I bought for 50 dollars."
"What on earth did you buy that for?" the wife barks angrily.
"This ferret gave me the best blowjob I ever had and I bought it so deal."
"Well, "she exclaims, "what the fuck you want me to do with a fucking ferret in this house?"
The man replies, "I want you to teach it to cook and then fuck off."
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