Female Whales Are The Same Way As Human Females

A male and female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they
noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had
harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let's
both swim under the ship and blowout of our air holes at the same time and it
should cause the ship to turn over and sink". They tried it and sure enough the
ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors
had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.


The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female,
"Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore. At this
point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.


"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to
swallow the seamen".


NOTE: The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So.... 360
gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why
the ocean is so salty......