Mouse says: "I'll remove the thorn if you let me have my way with you"
Elephant snickering says: "Sure, ok"
After removing the thorn, the mouse climbs up behind the elephant and starts thrusting, when just then a coconut falls out of a tree and hits the elephant on the head.
Elephant shouts: "OUCH!!"
Mouse grins and says: "Take it *all* bitch! "
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