Favorite Sports

Three gays were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be. The first guy sighs, "Football, because of all those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants." The second guy sighs, "Wrestling, because of those skimpy little costumes." The third guy sighs, "Baseball, because I'd be pitching with the bases loaded." "And..." asked the other two. The third guy continues, "The batter would hit a ground ball right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, and screaming, 'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' And, that's what I like -- the recognition."

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