One evening after a few drinks at the local tavern, two buddies named Kirk and Bernie started discussing their wives.
Quickly the conversation moved on to orgasms.
Bernie asked Kirk, "Did you know that there are four different types of orgasms?"
Kirk replied, "Really? I had no idea. What are they?"
Bernie answered, "Well, they are the Positive, Negative, Religious, and the Fake."
"What's the difference?" asked Kirk.
Bernie replied, "The Positive goes, 'Oh yes! Ooh yes!' The Negative goes, 'Oh no! Oh no!' The religious goes, 'Oh God! Oh God!' and the fake one goes, 'Oh Kirk! Oh Kirk!'"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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