Two middle aged trees, a beech and a birch, are standing in the forest one sunny day and spot a sapling off in the distance growing strong. They start arguing about whose son it must be. Hearing the commotion, a woodpecker flies over and after learning what they are arguing about agrees to investigate for them. The woodpecker flies over to the sapling and can be seen and heard pounding away on it for about 15 minutes. Then the woodpecker flies back to the two older trees and says "Gentlemen, that is neither a son of a birch, nor the son of a beech; but it is the best piece of ash I've ever sunk my pecker into."
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