Grandma's Hidden Help

A kid was getting ready to go through college, and before he left, his grandma asked if he needed anything before going to college. He responded "Actually grandma, all I need is money, and a lot of it. College is expensive." The grandma sighed and walked away.

Before the kid left however, the grandma came up to him and gave him a Bible and told him "I hope it helps you through college." The kid replied "Thanks, this is exactly what I wanted"

A few months passed by and the kid was in college, having a good time, when he got a call from his grandma. His grandma asked him how he was doing, what college was like, etc. and the kid replied "Its great, but I'd love some more of what we talked about before.

She replied, "Have you been reading your Bible however?"

The kid replied, "Of course! I'm on chapter 4!"

The grandma sighed, and said goodbye.

A few more months passed by, and the kid was doing great in college, but money was starting to get tight. He called his grandma in a panic and asked her, "Grandma, I really need money, college is great, and I want to graduate, but to do that I need more money."

The Grandma once again asked, "Have you been reading your Bible?"

The son responded "Yes, its great, I wish it was longer!"

Again, the grandma sighed, and said goodbye.

Finally, the time for graduation rolled around, but even though the kid had all As, he had to drop out since he had no more money left. He was in tears, and saw that his grandma was calling. He picked up and said hello.

"I heard you're dropping out of school, why is that?"

"Well, I don't know grandma, maybe its because I don't have any money because you won't give any to me!"

The grandma, exhausted, asked "Have you read your Bible yet?"

The kid, in frustration, hung up the phone. As he cried, he began packing up his room, and the final thing he put away was the Bible. For the first time at college, he actually opened the Bible, and inside, in a hole cut out in the book was an envelope. He opened the envelope and inside was a handwritten note from his grandma. It read:

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***Fuck you***