The farmer wants the bull to get his cow pregnant with a calf. The bull however is not interested in that at all and just wants to eat grass all day. The farmer gets the bright idea to try to get the bull feeling frisky himself. He takes his hand and shoves it into the cow's vagina. He then pulls it out and wipes it on the bull's nose, the bull goes crazy and hops right on the cow. Elated, the farmer goes back to his house, eats dinner and gets ready for bed. When he lays down next to his wife he starts feeling kind of frisky himself, but he can't get an erection. He gently reaches down and touches his wife with his hand and wipes it under his nose. He immediately gets hard as a rock and tries to poke his wife with it. His wife jumps out of bed, turns the light on and says "Really Ted!? You woke me up just because you have a bloody nose!?"
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