Farmer Brown

A young teenage man was getting a little too carried away with all the young girls in the city, so his father sends him out to live on a farm with Farmer Brown.

Farmer Brown has 2 daughters; 1 named Nelly, and 1 named Venus.

So Friday night, he takes Nelly out, fucks her, then Saturday night, he takes Venus out and fucks her too. He starts to think to himself, "I'm getting as much ass out here on the farm as I was in the city. I might as well move back to the city where I can enjoy some variety." So, he moves back to the city.

A few weeks later, he gets a letter from Farmer Brown.

"Are you the one that did the pushing,
Left the blood stains on the cushions,
Put the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Well I think my daughter Nelly
Has one growing in her belly,
So I think you better come and settle down."

So he thinks about it, and writes a letter back to Farmer Brown.

"Yeah, I'm the one that did the pushing,
Left the blood stains on the cushions,
Put the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I met your daughter Venus,
I've had trouble with my penis,
So I think we're 50/50 all around."