Fancy Women's Restroom

A man is out running errands when he feels a sudden pressure in his gut and urgently needs to find a restroom to vacate his bowels. As he runs to the nearest restrooms, and he finds the men's room is in use and he can't wait any longer. Reluctantly, he finds the women's restroom to be available and runs in.

In the women's room, the man is shocked to see a panel of buttons on the toilet stall wall. Overcome by curiosity, the man inspects the buttons closer. The first is labeled "CW"... seeing no harm, he presses it and much to his delight he is sprayed with cold water, and so he understands why it's labeled CW. It feels nice, so he makes his way down to the next button.

The next button reads "WW". Hoping for the best, he presses the button and his ass is greeted with warm water; ahh yes, WW, warm water. This feels even nicer and he's delighted to move down the list.

The next button is labeled "WA", which he excitedly presses and is dried off with some warm air. He's elated by this fancy toilet and takes a moment to enjoy this experience before pressing the final button.

The last button, labeled "ATR" beckons him to press it. Each previous button was an increasingly nice experience, so he's expecting ATR to be even better. Giddy with joy, he smiles and presses the ATR button. Suddenly, the man feels immense pain and then passes out.

The man wakes up a few hours later in a hospital, confused and very numb from the pain meds. He finds a nurse and begs to know what happened. The nurse explains, "you were found passed out in the women's restroom." The man explains how the men's room was in use so he had to use the women's.

The nurse asks him, "while in the women's restroom, you pressed the ATR button, didn't you?" The man nods while displaying a look of confusion. The nurse looks back at him and says, "ATR stands for automatic tampon remover. Your penis in under your pillow."