one day on the high way a car starts swerving out of nowhere going back and forth and so on and someone calls the police on their cell phone. the police officer meets up with the car and a blonde rolls down the window and says"oh officer thank god you're here there was a tree in the middle of the road and then another and i had to swerve to keep from hitting it" and the officer stares briefly at the blonde then says"ma'am that's you're air freshener."
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