Hillary Clinton noticed that she was unusually hungry, having stomache pains, and hasn't had her period for 2 months.
She decides to go a doctor to get checked out. The doctor returns with the diagnosis that she is indeed pregnant.
As you can imagine, the first thing she did was call her husband, Bill Clinton. "Honey, I have some news for you. You got me PREGNANT." After a few minutes, Bill's voice comes back on the line.
"Don't panic. I will sort this out, but first I need to know who you are."
*This is not true*
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