Excuses- Part 2

Here are some excuses if someone asks you to do something with them...

I'd love to but... People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.

I'd love to but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

I'd love to but... I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator".

I'd love to but... I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

I'd love to but... My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

I'd love to but... I'm touring China with a wok band.

I'd love to but... My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.

I'd love to but... I never go out on days that end in "Y".

I'd love to but... My mother would never let me hear the end of it.

I'd love to but... I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.

I'd love to but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.

I'd love to but... I'm too old/young for that stuff.

I'd love to but... I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.

I'd love to but... I have too much guilt.

I'd love to but... There are important world issues that need worrying about.

I'd love to but... I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

I'd love to but... I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.

I'd love to but... I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

I'd love to but... I feel a song coming on.

I'd love to but... I'm trying to be less popular.

I'd love to but... My bathroom tiles need grouting.

I'd love to but... I have to bleach my hare.

I'd love to but... I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.

I'd love to but... I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.

I'd love to but... You know how we psychos are.

I'd love to but... My favorite commercial is on TV.

I'd love to but... I have to study for a blood test.

I'd love to but... I'm going to be old someday.

I'd love to but... I've been traded to Cincinnati.

I'd love to but... I'm observing National Apathy Week.

I'd love to but... I have to rotate my crops.

I'd love to but... My uncle escaped again.

I'd love to but... I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.

I'd love to but... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.

I'd love to but... I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.

I'd love to but... I have to go to court for kitty littering.

I'd love to but... I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.

I'd love to but... I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.

I'd love to but... Having fun gives me prickly heat.

I'd love to but... I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.

I'd love to but... I have to jog my memory.

I'd love to but... My palm reader advised against it.

I'd love to but... My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.

And Finally...

I'd love to but... I have to stay home and see if I snore.