Every night for the past month I've asked my girlfriend for sex, but she rejected me and said she was on her period

In class one day,...

"Sally, what does your daddy do?" "My daddy is a lawyer!" She says, proudly...

Andy Rooney Quotes

Ads In Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with...

These great...

These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares'...

Orgasms

One evening after a few drinks at the local tavern, two buddies named Kirk...

Why are straight...

Because they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all.

I tried uploading...

I got error 404 file not found :(

Sex in the morning

I bet it has been up here before, but I felt that it had to be out here...

Farmer Dan

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After...

In Mourning

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of...

A man was married...

during the course of the 8 years he always used a dildo whenever they had...