A man was married to his wife for 8 years

during the course of the 8 years he always used a dildo whenever they had sex. He always kept all the lights off and hid them under the matress when they finished. One day the wife was moving the room around cleaning and came across them. The wife confused and angry waited for the husband to get off work and confronted him.

Wife: We need to talk

Man: Whats wrong?

Wife: I need for you to explain these dildos right now!

Man: ( smile on face) Sure, right after you explain the kids

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