This goes on awhile, finally the Clerk asks him why he keeps throwing the paper away.
"I'm looking for someone in the obituaries," the man replied.
"But, sir," said the Clerk says, "the obituaries are on page 30."
The man looks at him and says, "When the son of a bitch I'm looking for dies, he'll be on the front page."
Gentlemen, today was that day.
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