A bear walks into a bar in Bedford, TX...

He takes a seat at the bar as the bartender reluctantly walks over to him. "How can I help you?" He asks.

"I need a beer, I've had a horrible day..." says the bear, somewhat discouraged.

"Well sir, I'm sorry but we don't serve bears beer in Bedford, TX." replies the bar keep.

"I understand the law, but I'm really having an awful day! I won't bother anyone... come on!" The bear is getting a little frustrated at this point.

"Mr. Bear, I wish I could oblige but the law is the law."

The bear, now starting to get irritated, spots a female at the other end of the bar who is enjoying a cold one herself. "LOOK MAN... I'm not looking for any trouble. Give me a beer or I'm going to go over there and EAT THAT BITCH sitting at the end of the bar!!"

The bartender is a little taken aback, but decides to stick to his guns. "Look here bear, I already told you we don't serve bears beer in Bedford, TX! You ain't gonna sway me into breaking the law!"

Aggravated, the bear walks to the end of the bar and eats the lady. Pleased with his display of dominance, he sits back down and stares at the bartender. "I tried to warn you! Give me that fucking beer before anyone else gets hurt."

"Like I said, we don't serve bears beer in Bedford, TX. Especially if they are high on drugs!"

The bear looks puzzled. "What the hell? I'M NOT HIGH ON DRUGS!"

"The hell you are! That was a BARBITURATE!"