There was a Englishman a Irishman and a Scottishman and they
were about to jump in a swimming pool, and suddenly a gienie
approachs them and says "what ever u say when u jump in the
swimming pool u will land in " so the Scottish man says "beer"
so he lands in beer! the Englishman says"whisky"and he lands in
whisky!The Irishman took a long run up and triped on a stone and
said "SHIT" and he landed in shit !!!!
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