There was an English man a Scottish man and a Paky man. They
were all in a plane that was about too crash into Mount
Everist.The pilot told them to throw out anything they didnt
need.
So the Scottish man threw out his Kilts and said "I dont
need them iv got plenty in my country".
The Paky man threw out
his fags and said "I dont need them iv got plenty in my
country".
The English man threw out the Paky and said "I dont
need him iv got plenty in my country".
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