.. to his friend Joe.
"It's so boring, just one position, in-out repeat as necessary while Jane just stares at the ceiling."
Joe strokes his chin thoughtfully and says "you need to start being dynamic, spontaneous, dominant and innovative! As soon as she comes to bed just surprise her and have your way with her!"
Later that night as soon as Jane enters the bedroom she is thrown against the door and ravished vigorously, Bob is hugely turned on by her groans and screams and says to himself "I'm a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus!"
When Bob is done however and getting ready for bed he can't help but notice Jane is still against the door moaning and groaning.
"I knew I was good but not that good." Bob boasts.
"I..I..can't..move...you idiot...the doorknob is stuck in my asshole."
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