So a little girls family is having guests over for lunch one day, the girl walks into the kitchen and her father is chopping up the turkey, he accidentally cuts his finger and exclaims "Fuck!" the little girl asks, "what's that mean daddy?" the father, quickly replies "uhh cutting, sweetie". the girl then walks past the bathroom where her mother is putting make up on, she accidentally spills some, the mother exclaims, "shit!" the little girl asks "what's that mean mummy?" the mother awkwardly replies, "um, make up, darling". The little girl walks upstairs and past her older sisters room, who is getting ready for a night out later on, she, rhetorically asks "argh, where's my fags and condoms!?!". The little girl asks, "what are those sis?" the sister shamefully replies "uhhh, coats and hats". Now at this point the doorbell rings, and the little girl runs down to it, excited to tell them all about the new things she's learnt. She opens the door and says "hello, I'll take your fags and condoms please, my dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and mum is putting shit on her face."
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