Mother and I were discussing our mutual weight problem one evening, when I challenged her to a contest. If I lost the most weight in the next month, I wouldn't have to pay her the $6 that I owed her. If she lost the most weight, I would have to pay up. Anything for an incentive!
"All right," said Mother happily. "But let's wait two weeks before we start. There are some things I have to eat first."
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