While doing renovations in our house, one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of me wearing makeup and a fancy gown. I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua, "Who's that?"
"That's my mom," Joshua answered.
"Wow," the man said, "my mother doesn't look like that."
"Yeah," my son said, "well, neither does mine."
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