Founding Mothers

“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my three-year-old, happily clutching a $20 bill he’d 
gotten as a present.
“That’s right,” I said. “How did you know that?”
Pointing to Andrew Jackson’s face in the middle, he said, “Because her picture is on it.”
—Andi Olson, Avondale, Arizona

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