Just Don’t Do It!
Don't wake up mom! There are at least seven spe...
Mom Jokes
Textbook Definition
Mother: (noun)
One person who does the work of...
Squeaky Clean-ish
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushin...
Michael Ian Black on Mom’s Best Dish
When I was growing up, my mother’s best dish wa...
For Mother’s Day: My Mom Taught Me …
Logic: “If you fall off that swing and break yo...
When Relatives Attack
There is nothing more awkward than the moment y...
Dog Mom Is Always Right
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on ...
Planedemonium
The first time my mother flew, she was a nervou...
Jimmy Fallon Asked For Embarrassing Texts From Moms…
I once got a text from my mom where “You’re ama...
Founding Mothers
“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my ...
Young Help
In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I...
Just Visiting
My mom moved into a new condo, and I went to vi...
The Final Fix
I can’t tell the difference between a rose and ...
Family Ties
My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his j...
Meeting Mom
My cousin was in love and wanted to introduce h...
Eat the Colors
Over dinner, I explained the health benefits of...
Family Matters
"Why doesn't your mother like me?" a woman asks...
Mother-in-Law Suite
My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a...
Mom's Call
I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me...
Unused Gift
Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-...
Family Restaurant
The night we took our three young sons to an up...
Rare Phone Call
My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a...
Dinner Table Gaffe
A couple invited some people to dinner. At the ...
Always Questioning
My mother is always trying to understand what m...
Perfect Timing
On vacation in Hawaii, my step- mom, Sandy, cal...