The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie GleasonWhy does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, 'Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner.' - Lynda Montgomery
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