A preacher was dying, and he sent for Bill and Hillary Clinton.
They were very flattered and agreed to come. When they got
there, he asked them to stand on either side of the bed and hold
his hands. The pastor lay on the bed with a look of pure joy on
his face.
They were even more flattered, but finally, their curiosity got
the better of them. They asked why he wanted them there while he
was dying. He smiled and said: "I just wanted to die like Jesus.
He died between two thieves."
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