Bill and Hillary were driving through Little Rock, and when they
passd by a gas station a big man yelled, "Hi Hillary." And
Hillary said, "Hi Bubba." Bill asked, "Who was that?" And
Hillary told him it was a old high school boyfriend. Bill said,
"See if you married him you would be married to a gas station
attendant, but you married me now you're the first lady." And
Hillary told him, "If I married him he would be the president,
and you would be the gas station attendant."
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