A young woman goes to get a boob job. The doctor...

Tells her that his ways are quite unconventional. He uses the power of positive persuasion. He says "Just repeat the line Yes, yes, yes I want a bigger chest." She's skeptical but is desperate. For the rest of the day, she repeats the line. When she wakes up the next morning, she finds out she's gone up a cup size. She's estatic. She walks out the door to walk to work repeating the line. Half way to work, she passes a guy who hears her and says " You went to Dr. Wong." She's amazed he knows and wants to know how he figured that out. He hems and haws, and trys ducking the question before saying "Hickory, dickery, dock..."

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